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Thursday 19 May 2016

FUCK MY (WRITING) LIFE: A REPORT FROM A FUGITIVE.

Calm the fuck down. This is not a gloomy blog post about my gloomy writing life. Fuck that shit.
   No. This is about having shit great timing. Or great shit timing. I'm undecided. Well. Damn.


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I can't go into details. All of my writing plans are sitting to the side of a complicated book project that's orbiting this part of the universe in a treacle-paced loop.
   Set your alarm-clocks for Halley's Comet in 2061. I hope to publish again before then.

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The best-laid schemes go tits-up.
   I quote loosely from the general text.
   My time is consumed by a writing project. Let's call it a collaboration. We'll say this hasn't gone smoothly. On the one hand, my timing was great. And on the shitty hand, not so much.
   Bad timing threatened to kill the project. But I did something, before reaching the death-knell. I made use of good timing, and that saved the whole project when the shitty timing kicked in.
   Shit great timing or great shit timing? The jury is out.


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I spent a long time working on a book. The hammer-blow fell, and almost wrecked the deal. But I dragged the bloody pages from the jaws of defeat. Sleight-of-hand, trickery, misdirection, and the subtle use of mirrors all played a part upon the stage.


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If I can't talk about this yet, what is my message to you? The show must go on. Standing on the stage with the curtains ready to part, I take a quick peek at the assembled audience.
   They seem like a nice couple.
   My advice to writers remains the same. Write. Never give up. Accept that a job you love doing, which seems like a dream-job to others, has its fair share of drudgery. Deal with it.
   Carry on. Pick yourself up. Dust off the defeat, and be as deluded as humanly possible. Believe in the delusion of writing.
   I've been on a long strange journey to nail this project to the wall marked DONE. And I've a longer stranger journey ahead of me now as I take stock of a major diversion.
   This is blog post 302, according to the counter. I know that's not quite true. Once or twice I accidentally published a blog ahead of being finished.
   Damned dodgy interface.
   But we'll go with the official counter, for want of an accurate machine.
   I'm staring at a book that almost died a death. Mouth-to-page resuscitation works wonders. If a project falls to bits, catch the bits. Revamp, regroup, rewire, and rewrite to save your writing life.
   It's not easy. But it is interesting.
   Did you write a book that fell apart? Were you lucky enough to save it for a rainy day? Did you change the names to protect the innocent?
   Learn from failure. Try again. Climb mountains, blast tunnels through solid rock, and parachute from the moon. Also remember, while you are doing those grand things, that it's only typing - and easy to fix.

Sunday 8 May 2016

AMAZON KINDLE'S 70% ROYALTY RATE: A REPORT FROM A FUGITIVE.

Once your Amazon Kindle story is published, there's no reason to change it unless there's a reason to change it.
   If there's an illegal item in there, fix that before you are sued. You might be sued anyway.
   Should Amazon pull the rug from your flailing feet, and alter the formatting process, learn the new process and make changes before changes flatten you.
   Hyperlinks in your book? Check them regularly, to see if they still lead down the set path.
   Update. Fix. Scrub clean. Check facts. Correct errors. Maintain your e-books. Don't alter the plot, the characters, or the setting. If you plan on updating those things, write a fucking sequel.

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Routine book maintenance went on. No big deal. It's routine for a reason. I know I fixed an item in VAMPIRES. Most likely suspect? Hyperlinking.

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Maintenance done, I let the book cycle through the update process. Only, this time, thanks to the American economy, the book's price rose automatically. Why?
   To gain 70% of the take from a Kindle book, I can't sell it at too high or too low a price. If I go outside Amazon's limits, my slice of the cake grows thin.   My dollar-equivalent price, stacked against local yokel pennies, clashed with the lower limit thanks to the vagaries of the exchange rate.
   So the book, after calculating Value Added Tax, no longer stood at £2 for the local purchaser. Could I adjust prices, absorb the increase, and take the book back down to £2 including tax?
   Yes. If I gave up my 70% royalty rate.
   Not worth it. How is my pricing doing? For a time, VAT dropped right down and shot back up. I handled those changes with ease. Now, under a different economy, I'm seeing a shift.
   For a story around 30,000 to 50,000 words, I've charged £2. This price is close to the lower limit imposed by Amazon. I could maintain that threshold now, without VAT.
   But VAT is here to stay.
   Uniform pricing of those stories, my FICTION FACTORY series, is designed to steer readers to the omnibus. Sure, pick up a story on the cheap as a sample of my wares.
   Or save cash, and buy in bulk.
   That plan still holds true if the £2 sampler increases in price. You saved money on the omnibus. Now you save more.
   My plan to charge £2 for shorter works, £4 for longer ones, £5 for a collection, and over £6 for gargantuan efforts...
   It's still a plan. At the lower end, I'm forced to charge a little over the £2 level to maintain the 70% royalty. All the books at £4 are unaffected.
   At the high end of the scale, I can charge more for the gargantuan works without losing the 70% royalty.
   What does it mean for the customer? Once I noticed a single product at a higher price, the desire for uniformity kicked in. The enforced increase gave an odd price.
   At best, I think it was around £2.06. Each book’s cost varies slightly backstage, depending on length, thanks to an Amazon data charge…
   I consider the raw cost of the book, before the size of the file comes into it. Then there’s VAT for European customers. I muddle around with the controls, and set the final price. Inconsistency must arise somewhere. I try to keep one range of stories at the same price level in £ and $…
   Push comes to shove, and I match all the £ costs. Upshot to the customer…my books for £2 went up to £2.20. VAT swills around in that charge. The last time VAT changed, I absorbed the hike to the customer, to keep prices on an even keel.
   You can’t always take the hit, nor should you. New costs go to the customer eventually.
   Routine maintenance means keeping a wary eye on price, too.

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No plots, characters, settings, or animals were harmed in the republishing of those stories.



Sunday 1 May 2016

MORE PUBLISHING PLANS: A REPORT FROM A FUGITIVE.

News affected my publishing plans. My response?
   Fuck fuck fuck...

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Yes, that's what happens when you collaborate with people. Here's what else happens. You go in, repair any damage caused by random events, and salvage the salvageable.

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It seems likely that I can continue my collaboration, and write the other half of a book. It's no good going into detail at this point. The whole thing may yet be derailed.
   At least I have more than a good chance at continuing with a strange and interesting writing project. More details when I have more details.